The politician and the goats

after The Goatherd and the Wild Goats, because sometimes you just have to spell it out.

A politician, governing his country in the twenty-first century, found some people in the third world, and brought them to his nation to join its existing citizens.

The economy turned bad, so that the politician was hard pressed to find jobs for all the people who needed them. He told the existing citizens to go pound sand because that was how the free market worked, but gave amnesty, welfare, and jobs to the new immigrants, hoping that by doing so they would vote for him.

When the election came, the politician led everybody out to vote, and the new immigrants killed a bunch of the existing citizens and then sued them for hate.* The politician scolded the existing citizens for their ingratitude and xenophobic stupidity, and demanded that they vote for him.

One of the immigrants, turning about, said to the politician: “Allah akbar,” killed a bunch of the politician’s friends, and then killed himself. crying “you’re next!”

The moral of the story is, stay out of gun-free zones.

*The parallelism with the goatherd and the goats kind of breaks down at this point.

Majority minority

“…voters who are self-consciously part of a demographic minority tend to vote more cohesively. …

“If you keep telling ‘whites’ … or white Christians that they are headed to minority status, they are going to start voting like members of a self-conscious minority group.” — Is the end of white Christian America a good thing?

UPDATE 22 August 2016: The Folly of White Identity Politics, by Jonah Goldberg

Three links

Making versus hacking

“Some projects are started purely to get the project done. That sounds simple enough, and of course there are many steps along the way from idea to finished work, but the prototypical Maker-mode project can be planned out in detail from the start, accomplished with ‘normal’ tools using skills that you’ve already got, and not a place for yak shaving. For these projects, the biggest obstacle to success is just doing it.”

“Hacker-mode projects are a lot fuzzier from the start. A hacker mode project often starts out with a new piece of gear, and a vague idea that it can be made to do something interesting.” — Yak Shaving: Hacker Mode vs Maker Mode, by Elliot Williams

Scott Adams on persuasion

“Take a look at what Clinton did to change her message. It changed from, ‘Hey, I’m experienced and he’s not — which is not terribly persuasive when people want the outsider anyway — and it went from, ‘Hey, he’s not such a good businessman,’ to, ‘He’s dark, he’s scary, he’s crazy, he’s mentally unstable, he’ll have the nuclear codes.'” — Trump, Dilbert, Wizards, Fear, and Testosterone — Rob Harvilla interviews Scott Adams

“Go ahead, throw your vote away”

“Some of us are persuaded that human acts need not be judged by their political impact.” I can never remember whether Kang is the racist and Kodos is the hitler, or if it’s the other way around.

Externalizing the cost

Suppose immigrants from Somalia make the US a better place in the long term – more vibrancy, richer tapestry, spicier salad bowl, whatever, it works out in the long term.

First, we never get to the long term. After the Somalis it’ll be the Congolese, then the Uighurs, then, who knows? the Latvians, or the Hutus, the Mancunians, the Savoyards.

Second, the long term benefits accrue to the Somalis, and to the upper class. The short term costs are born by those racists at the bottom who can’t live in a gated community and send their child to private school.

It’s part of a larger pattern. The people in charge make policy regardless of what the rest of us want, externalizing the cost of that policy while capturing the benefit. Then they condemn us as bitter clingers, racists, and resentful older brothers.

Finding the item numbers in an enumerated list

Chuck Pergiel notes that The Chrome browser’s find function cannot find enumerated footnotes in WordPress web pages. It seems that’s true of Firefox also. The item numbers in an enumerated list don’t show up in a search. In theory that makes sense I guess, but it’s not what the user expects. Posted here because I couldn’t satisfy the Captcha to comment there.