For show-and-tell, each student was to bring an object that represented their religion and tell the class about it. First Aaron stood up and said “I’m Jewish and this is a Star of David; for me it represents the identity we have preserved for thousands of years.” Then Mary came forward and said, “I’m a Catholic and this is my Rosary. I use it in prayer to get closer to God.” Then John came to the front and said, “I’m a Methodist, and this is a casserole…”
Adapted from Why Go to Church? and other jokes about religion.