“Philip Rivers Is An Intense Weirdo,” someone said. He’s a professional football player, but that’s not the weird part. The weird part is he’s expecting his seventh child.
“Ah yes. How “intensely weird” it is for an NFL player to be having his seventh kid. Except that it isn’t weird at all for an NFL player to have his seventh kid. It’s only weird for an NFL player to have seven kids with his one wife.” — Fecundophobia: The Growing Fear Of Children And Fertile Women
Weird, these times we live in.