Nazi shortage

There aren’t enough Nazis to go around. People try to fill in with Klansmen, but it’s not the same. Lately it just seems like there’s never a hater around when you need one. So here’s the deal:

From now on, anyone who objects to letting men use the women’s room is a Nazi. He’s not uninformed, or wrong, or old. He’s evil on two legs. He is … a Nazi! At one stroke this makes about about a hundred million people Nazis.

This is America. If we need Nazis, we make Nazis, even if it means making them up. Now we just need to figure out how to make them wear the uniform.

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