The politician and the goats

after The Goatherd and the Wild Goats, because sometimes you just have to spell it out.

A politician, governing his country in the twenty-first century, found some people in the third world, and brought them to his nation to join its existing citizens.

The economy turned bad, so that the politician was hard pressed to find jobs for all the people who needed them. He told the existing citizens to go pound sand because that was how the free market worked, but gave amnesty, welfare, and jobs to the new immigrants, hoping that by doing so they would vote for him.

When the election came, the politician led everybody out to vote, and the new immigrants killed a bunch of the existing citizens and then sued them for hate.* The politician scolded the existing citizens for their ingratitude and xenophobic stupidity, and demanded that they vote for him.

One of the immigrants, turning about, said to the politician: “Allah akbar,” killed a bunch of the politician’s friends, and then killed himself. crying “you’re next!”

The moral of the story is, stay out of gun-free zones.

*The parallelism with the goatherd and the goats kind of breaks down at this point.

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