A path to American citizenship for all mankind

Here’s the process:

Go to the nearest US consulate and get the forms; fill them out, pay the fee, wait for approval, then make your way to the US.

Or, simply make your way to the US.

Can’t afford the fare, or don’t know the way? We’ll come and get you.

Don’t want to come? You can still collect benefits and vote absentee. We’ll send a ballot.

Or vote online using our secure voteserver – anonymized for your protection.

Let us know which path you want to follow. If we don’t hear from you by November, we’ll register a vote on your behalf.

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